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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I think my wife's a bit shallow I wouldn't want the dog digging her up"

"What's a Henway? Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now."

"PornHub recently had videos featuring Chyna on the front page and I decided to check some of them out... ...they weren't the finishing move I was looking for."

"A hooker and a priest walk into a spaceship... It lasts for 1 season and a movie and everyone throws a fit when it won't come back."

"There are two types of people in the world, those who sweat when eating spicy food and those whose nose drips when eating spicy food."

"People who say ""the waiting is the hardest part""... ...have never used Viagra"

"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."

"What do you call a potato/corn crime fighting duo? Starchy and Husk"

"/r/Jokes was starting to get flooded by good original jokes ... Edit: I know the mods hate the punchline in the title, my bad"

"Me: And then, for absolutely no reason, they changed the stars to hearts! We were all so mad Syrian Refugee: omg please send me back"