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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses."
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"There's an Italian town where pasta is a currency A penne for their thoughts."
"So I was giving my gf the ghomeshi last night.... ^That is the joke and punchline all in one."
"Your Momma so dumb She bought a book on how to read"
"*quietly tries to open bag of chips while fiance is reading her wedding vows*"
"""DADDY!?!"" (toddler calling out) Me: ""Daddy's upstairs but can I help you with something?"" ""Yes. You can go get Daddy."""
"I think I'm done clapping for stuff. It's enough already."
"I'd make a political joke here I'm just afraid it would be elected."
"Don't kid yourself vegans. If a cow got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you know"
"*flexing arms* I'd like you to meet my two good friends, Sledge and- ""Hammer?"" Holy shit that's way cooler.. I was gonna say Sledge 2"