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Joke of the Day

"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"

"What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!"

"You can call me xenophobic... But I think the United Nations has too many foreigners."

"Here's a USPS joke. Nevermind, it was lost in transit."

"What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"A Blonde texts her friend A blonde texts her friend and asks ""what does IDK stand for?"" The friend replies ""I don't know"" The blonde texts back ""shit, no one seems to know"""

"Whats the difference between racism and Asians ? Racism has many faces."

"Do you remember that programme about the surfing stuntman? It used to be good but now it's jumped the shark."

"Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it."

"Where can you find Scandinavia? Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia."