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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same."
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"Have you heard the latest by Lady Marmalade and the Pectin Pack? Oh wait, I forgot you don't like jam bands"
"Rihanna. Sorry, I put the punch line in the tittle."
"I have seagull managers. They swoop in, screech like hell, shit all over everything, then fly away."
"Every single time I give my heart to a girl... She Brexit."
"With all the negative news lately ...about the Paris attacks, ISIS and the Syrians taking over the world there is one thing that is positive and that's Charlie Sheen."
"Every night, I take all of the singles out of my wallet, spread them on the bed, and pretend I was pretty that day."
"What did the sheep at the fraternity say? Braaaaaaaah"
"My ex-girlfriend had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil. I still don't know how much she charges him though"
"Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids? Ken came in a different box."