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Joke of the Day
"Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !"
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"Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars."
"Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently."
"What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!"
"What kind of phone does The Flash use? Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash"
"I am Buzz Aldrin; The second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me."
"Lost and Found I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this: ""Found, one black boy's bicycle."" Wonder how they knew?"
"NEW! ""How to Act"" DVD by Kristen Stewart! In love: :| Uncertain: :| Just married: :| Pregnant: :| Dead: :| Only $139.95! Act now!"
"I bought the wife a new bag for her birthday..... Hoover works a treat now!"
"A Termite Walks Into A Bar and Asks, ""Is the Bar Tender Here?"""