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Joke of the Day

"Lost and Found I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this: ""Found, one black boy's bicycle."" Wonder how they knew?"

"Do these jorts stuffed with free breadsticks from Olive Garden make my thighs look oily?"

"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair in the pot."

"Not to brag, but I can still fit into my high-school girlfriend."

"There was a groping incident at work. I apologized but they fired me anyways."

"DJ vu. The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before."

"What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."

"You have a dime in one hand and a nickel in the other. What are you? Broke."

"I walked into a shop and saw a radio for sale because the volume was stuck on high... ...I thought, I can't turn this down!"

"A man named Isaiah with 2 eye patches changed his name to Saah No I's"