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Joke of the Day

"Don't forget to wear your best clothes to church because Jesus was all about one-upping your neighbour with fancier duds."

"Girls must gain like a 4 point bump after you've had a few drinks. Cause I'm in a bar in Greece, and these dames around me look like a 5 right now."

"Does Hilary's scandal compare to Bill's? I'd say it's close, but no cigar."

"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"

"How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? Boy trees have woodpeckers."

"All I want for Christmas Boy: I want a brother for Christmas. Santa: Send me your mother."

"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers."

"My stages of drunk: 1. You're UGLY 2. You're HOT 3. You're BEAUTIFUL 4. Your HONOR in my defense......"

"What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!"

"I wouldn't say I ""missed"" your call."