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Joke of the Day
"I wouldn't say I ""missed"" your call."
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"Forget Washington, Lincoln, JFK. Trump Is Simply Going To Be The Best President To Have Come in A Melania."
"Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem."
"What it sounds like when you pee in the woods with a shy bladder *crickets"
"What is the cheapest date ever? Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side."
"I too went to the reddit restaurant... I had to ask other customers for sauce for any of the dishes."
"What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage? Trying to look upset."
"A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, ""As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."""
"What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome? If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off."
"What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..? NOTHING....!!!"