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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a gay bar and says... ""Whose dick do I have to suck to suck a dick around here?"" Heard it on Game Grumps."

"University: ""Got any money for tuition?"" Me: ""Go Fish"""

"What does a zen ghost say? Boo, duh..."

"What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends? A Redditor."

"What do you call a Black Fisherman? Jailbait."

"""You've got a friend in me."" - Cannibals, probably"

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! *Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.*"

"There's a school in my town so rough they have to check students for weapons at the gate. If you don't have one they give you one. Certified Dad quality joke. Tried it out on my kids this morning."

"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"My pedophile support group kicked me out last week I was getting a little behind"