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Joke of the Day

"[paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak] wife: ""it's so beautiful"" me: ""can you believe they named this after a website?"""

"What's Mr. Ts chain made out of? Fools gold"

"I think there are female hormones in beer Because, if you start drinking to much you start to get fat and you lose the ability to drive."

"My wife said she just seen 3 rocks running up the street! Boulderdash."

"Has your mom ever caught you masturbating in the closet? Great hiding spot, isn't it?"

"Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim"

"It's so hot today I went to see the ex just for the cold shoulder and icy stare."

"Jedi Joke Padawan: Master, when I will become a Jedi, will I be allowed to use e-mail? Jedi Master: Of-course my child, only without attachments!"

"So they're making a Hulk body wash... You apply it with a Loofah Rigno."

"Call me a little softy... But I'd rather you call me a man with a small penis and a flagging erection."