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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter."

"Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet."

"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."

"A Catholic priest walks into a bar he shits all over the floor. It's disgusting. Customers leave."

"I went to the doctors with a lettuce just poking out of my bottom... The doctor asked why I was so concerned. I replied, I think it's just the tip of the iceberg"

"""If you are fat you will die,"" said the thin ppl, who would never die."

"why was Pavlov's hair so soft? classical conditioning."

"What do a thong bikini and Donald's Trump's hair have in common. They both barely cover the asshole. (gota give Seth Myer credit for this one)."

"Husband: You're like homework Wife: Why? Are you gonna throw me on the table and do me all day? Husband: No, leave you alone and masturbate."

"What's the difference between a white orgy and a black orgy? Five black people having sex is only considered a threesome."