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Joke of the Day

"A Catholic priest walks into a bar he shits all over the floor. It's disgusting. Customers leave."

"Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who's giving them medical attention?"

"I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath."

"What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church? A Crystal Methodist."

"Dad Joke Survivors A nickelodeon presentation."

"Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby what's SHAKING!"

"Why do some women wear panties with flowers on them? In memory of all the faces that have been buried there."

"Knock knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!"

"I wish conversations were like user agreements where I could skip to the end and just agree."

"What's the difference between a reindeer, a knight and a cock? The knight is slaying dragons, the reindeer is draggin' sleighs."