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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."
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"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord. My ass!"
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"What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away? A Hipaacrite"
"QWOP must be what it's like to run for autistic people."
"What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel? aw shit imma fall again"