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Joke of the Day
"What's red and bad for your teeth... a brick"
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"Yo fellas how did that ""wow"" comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?"
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"What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball? A switch hitter."
"Once a neutron went in a mall After all the shopping and stuff, he went to the billing counter and asked bill please The guy there said no charge for you"
"Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:1. Stay together forever2. Break upNo pressure."
"I don't claim to know what happens inside the dishwasher, but I'm guessing that it's like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan."
"What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick? One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen"
"HOW DO I CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT I'M NOT UPSET SOMEONE STOLE MY CAPS LOCK KEY?"
"What did the jewish pedophile say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""