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Joke of the Day

"Once a neutron went in a mall After all the shopping and stuff, he went to the billing counter and asked bill please The guy there said no charge for you"

"How do you know if your neighbor is gay? His dick tastes like shit"

"Keep your longtime co-workers guessing and questioning their self-worth by forgetting their names."

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"My brother's now ok with me calling him retarded. All I had to do was tell him that 5 of the 6 presidential candidates are retarded."

"9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you."

"Why are aliens bad at high-fives? Because they always klingon!"

"What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !"

"Why do nursing homes give men Viagra before they sleep? So they won't roll out of bed."

"They say 1 is the loneliest number, but I bet 0 is even lonelier. Not only is he a single digit; he's fat."