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Joke of the Day

"Once a neutron went in a mall After all the shopping and stuff, he went to the billing counter and asked bill please The guy there said no charge for you"

"I bought a gallon of Wite-Out the other day.... Big mistake."

"Military shouldn't hire people named Will."

"A girl asked me if I was a good cook. ""Does Meth count?"" probably wasn't the answer she wanted."

"I visited the new aviary everyone's talking about but I think it's for the birds."

"God created the orgasm so women can moan even when they're happy."

"What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course."

"Sometimes I like to mix things up by going big and then also going home."

"No one is completely useless... You can always be used as a bad example."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out man!"