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Joke of the Day

"HOW DO I CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT I'M NOT UPSET SOMEONE STOLE MY CAPS LOCK KEY?"

"What is ISIS's favorite mathematical operation? Square Root. Anything it is applied to becomes radicalized."

"What did the constipated mathematician do? He sat down and worked it out with a pencil."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy."

"what did the frog say after he finished his book? Reddit."

"A dog runs for senator... He has no previous experience in pawlitics"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Well you can jelly your cock up her ass!"

"If God was a mathematician God: Homosexuality is a sin! Human: But why? God: Cos"

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear? It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"What does the pussy of an 80 year old woman taste like? Depends...."