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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick? One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen"

"What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais."

"What do you call a car that eats other cars? A carnivore."

"Is cyanide the most efficient way to kill someone? Asking for a fiend."

"I'm so glad I was young and stupid before there were camera phones."

"Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be? Christopher Walken"

"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey look everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker is in the house!"""

"While Facebook was down I walked up to coworkers & just said 'unfriend' or 'like' & walked away then poked 17 people before I got arrested."

"How do attractive men pay for things? They handsome money to the cashier"

"A cheeseburger walks into the bar... And the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."" Sorry"