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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick? One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen"

"Only one more sleep to go before I lose my job as a night security guard."

"Another Old Blonde Joke A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, ""Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?"" The blonde yells back ""You are on the other side!"""

"It's so hot outside! I'm sweating like Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee!"

"I've been single so long I deserve a bachelors degree"

"A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat... He said, ""We have supporters all around the globe!!!"""

"I've been dating this girl who works at the zoo. I'm pretty sure she's a keeper."

"ACCOUNTANT: *taking a look at my books* These are just winky-face emojis. ME: Yep. ACCOUNTANT: I think I know why your business is failing."

"Two men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would've noticed"

"[30 Days of Christmas Jokes] Why was Santa's little helper sad? Because he had low ELFesteem"