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Joke of the Day

"Yo fellas how did that ""wow"" comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?"

"I love my life, but it just wants to be friends..."

"War: what is it good for? Resource acquisition, eliminating your enemies, blowing stuff up, feeling like a big man. So, lots actually."

"Wives live longer than their husbands.. because they are not married to a woman (Courtesy ""Whose Line It is Anyway"")"

"Steve Jobs isn't really dead The nurses are just holding him the wrong way [Source](http://sickipedia.org/joke/view/1108293)"

"Whoever said ""The best things in life are free"" obviously knew a very unsuccessful coke dealer."

"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"

"Lawyers are safe company to have for girls. They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own."

"After seeing a commercial for Toddlers In Tiaras, I realise Darth Vader wasn't the worst parent ever."

"If a family's last name is Smear, do the kids call their grandpa Pap Smear?"