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Joke of the Day

"Yo fellas how did that ""wow"" comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?"

"I just got to my Grandpa's house, we have a little talk about politics, and then he says we should watch something intelligent... And then He put on Fox News."

"This hot girl asked me to recommend some music so i said Pink Floyd, she said ""I didn't know Pink used her last name as well"" Now she's dead"

"Last week I walked up to Wayne Rooney at the airport and said,""How about an autograph mate?"" ""Sure."" He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him."

"I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it."

"Scratching my head trying to recall... What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard? I've got it! It's called ""Curl Up and Dye."""

"Hey guys let me know if you figure out a way for me to rt myself. Some of these are pretty great."

"There is nothing funnier than yelling ""SHE'S STEALING MY BABY!"" at a mom having a hard time with her kid in public."

"Caesar: friends, Romans countryman lend me your ear... [2 days later] *Caesar opens mailbox* ""oh FFS Van Gogh IT'S A SAYING!!!!!'"

"A man goes to the docter Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis? Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Man: Cancer. Doctor: What a coincidence!"