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Joke of the Day

"4 in 3 people have syphilis. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you has syphilis twice."

"My Arabic neighbours are expecting.....they are having Ha-bibi."

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... ... I said maybe..."

"I put the ""native"" in descriminative... Wait, that's not good."

"The problem with cuddling in bed with your true love is that iPhones don't cuddle back."

"What's the opposite of ennui? Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*."

"I'm watching this movie where Johnny Depp plays this wierd guy. I'm watching 13 movies."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted!"

"Louise Jokes (my own jokes towards to my friend louise) ENJOY THESE LOUISE JOKES AND ALSO IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THEM ILL REPLY TO SOME OF THEM THAT I MADE AND ILL EXPLAIN THE JOKE"