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Joke of the Day

"A guy named Lur tells his friend about a business idea... ""I have a brilliant idea! I am going to make and sell my own line of cars!"" To which his friend replied ""Christ, Lur!"""

"Vivid Entertainment offers Miss Colombia $1mil to star in a porno. Wait, they just took it back and offered it to Miss Philippines."

"Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting."

"new shoes, new outlook on life. I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all week."

"Never make the same mistake twice. Make it three times. Be sure."

"I don't blame sharks. If someone walked into my house and started splashing around in my bath, I'd bite their leg off too."

"Have a baby hold your cigarette for a minute and everybody loses their shit!"

"Q: What do you call the hair of a centaur? A: Humane."

"What is both a fruit and a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."

"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"