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Joke of the Day
"A man reported that his chickens had been stolen off his property Police suspect fowl play."
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"ME, HOLDING A MIC TO MY DOG'S MOUTH: who's a good boy DOG: your mom ME: please take this seriously"
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"[narrating a commercial for therapy] ""For a 100 bucks an hour we'll blame your mother."""
"Interrupting Cow's Cousin Moo. Knock knock. Who's there? Time traveling cow."