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Joke of the Day

"My old Mum used to say, ""Always give your food a good rinse before you eat it."" Lovely woman, terrible sandwiches."

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"Doctor asks a patient... Do you use drugs or alcohol? Patient: Nope, but I vape. Doctor: So a no for sexual activity?"
"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""
"What do you call the area where a horse lives? The NEIGHHHHHHborhood"
"What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout? They lock their doors and windows."
"Never trust an atom They make up everything"
"Three Tampons are walking down the street, which one doesnt talk to you? None of them, they are all stuck up cunts"
"Actual ""dad"" joke from my dad What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water? Mouse to Mouse resuscitation."
"You made an imprint on my heart like a big butt on a memory foam mattress."
"Drops empty vodka bottles in all the neighbor's recycling bins. So the garbage men don't think it's just me."
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