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Joke of the Day
"I once fell in love with an English Teacher.... ...I wrote her a love letter and she corrected it."
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"Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet? Life is bullshit."
"Where do bacteria go when they die? St. Petri Dish."
"I tried telling a pun to a group of kleptomaniacs.. ..but they kept taking things literally"
"If a poison expires, Will it be more poisonous or less poisonous?"
"Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? ""Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?"""
"Going fishing with my mates who all have the flu. I hope I catch something!"
"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European"
"Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !"