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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Shi Huang Di Shi Huang Di Who? She wan DEEEEEZ NUTS! Yay for history jokes."

"I'm not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Taco Bell employee isn't looking, I can turn water into Sprite."

"Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares!"

"My girlfriend wanted a joule... unfortunately I am out of Fs."

"Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications."

"I Went To Purchase Some Camoflauge Clothes The Other Day But I just couldn't see myself in them."

"George Bush and his son like to refer to each other as ""41"" and ""43."" I don't know why they'd be so proud of IQ's that low."

"why should you never buy a Asian graphics card? bad drivers."

"Sometimes I'll start talking to someone on the train, then go ""Oh, this is where I get off"" then close my eyes & stick my hand in my pants."

"Should I have a baby after 25? No, 25 is enough"