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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!"

"What's the easiest way to perform an exorcism? You beat the hell out of them"

"Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement."

"if Trump played classical pianoa Would he grab it by Debussy?"

"I'm a dad. Here's my joke: Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub? Because there's a BartEnder there."

"In a perfect world a ""Party Pooper"" would be someone who could shoot confetti out of their butt."

"I really wanted to watch Jurassic World this weekend but... Life...uh...got in the way."

"It's not stalking if you don't put it in park."

"I have cancer. I can't sleep. Entertain me - tell me a joke about terminal illness or insomnia."

"A man walks into a bar.... the bar is then raised to prevent anyone else from walking into it."