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Joke of the Day

"I really wanted to watch Jurassic World this weekend but... Life...uh...got in the way."

"What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!"

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India? We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas."

"What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down? A New Delhi"

"Lion King Today, someone told me Mufasa died 22 years ago. I replied, ""I guess he needs to Mufasa next time so he doesn't die."""

"You can't out wit a jew but... You can auschwitz him"

"The portrait fell down from the wall, And struck the young man's head. ""A striking likeness!"" was just about all, The rueful punster said."

"My son woke me last night and said ""There's another daddy in the house!"" I don't think he understands how gay marriage works."

"A very very short joke Bend over Genie, a wish is a wish!"