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Joke of the Day

"What's the easiest way to perform an exorcism? You beat the hell out of them"

"WORM: Why do caterpillars think they are better than us? OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*"

"What do you call the fruit of Islam? Quran-berries"

"I'm at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out"

"My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch NASCAR"

"John is swinging Lisa around with a period of 0.5 revolutions per second. What happens when the period is increased? John Unexpectedly paints his walls red."

"What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !"

"TIFU by exclusively using Linkin Park lyrics as replies at work and end up getting a warning letter from HR... But in the end. It doesn't even matter."

"Government Shutdown: Day Two Mars rover Curiosity sits with nothing to do. Watches all 5 seasons of ""The Wire"". Totally gets the hype now."

"I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas."