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Joke of the Day
"What's the easiest way to perform an exorcism? You beat the hell out of them"
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"10 ways to cut down on click bait! 1. Don't click 2. Don't click 3. Don't click 4. Don't click 5. Don't click 6. Don't click 7. Don't click 8. Don't click 9. Don't click 10. Don't click"
"What happens when breed a shark and snowman? You get a frostbite!"
"What do you call a pansexual guy named Nick who works at a cd store? Pan nick at the disc co."
"It's uncomfortable talking about how i got my cat fixed last week... But sometimes you gotta call a spayed a spayed"
"What did the Scientologist play on his Wii? Xenublade"
"Today I called the rape help line... But apparently it's just meant for the victims."
"Some people are about as useful as the ""r"" in February."
"*Deletes 34 unheard voicemail messages from phone. *Adds ""extremely organized"" to resume."
"Wisdom There comes a time in a man's life where he stops and askes himself ""Should I stick my penis in there?"""