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Joke of the Day
"if Trump played classical pianoa Would he grab it by Debussy?"
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"Man cheats clearly A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
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"A carpenter's workshop's light went out To find his way around, he picked up his hammer and saw."