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Joke of the Day

"In a perfect world a ""Party Pooper"" would be someone who could shoot confetti out of their butt."

"What's black white and red all over Michael Jackson in a blender."

"Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates"

"If the creator of facebooks likes getting hurt... Is he a zucker for pain?"

"Get a slab of bread dough. Wrap dental floss around it. Congratulations, you've seen me naked."

"Did you hear about the Mexicans that robbed the train museum? I don't know why they did it but they must have had a pretty 'loco' motive."

"I bought some Bose stocks today. It was a sound investment."

"No male deserves to win the lottery.. They already won it when they were born."

"What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"What did the Jewish lady with Alzheimer's ask her husband? Why doesn't our daughter ever come home for Christmas?"