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Joke of the Day
"It's never EVER a good idea to fart during a 69. That's how they found me underneath their bed."
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"*wears reindeer antlers* *innocently smiles* *bats eyelashes* *steals your wallet*"
"A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ""Pint please, and one for the road."" "
"[Giraffe Weatherman] ""Yes Bob, we have a major blizzard happening up here but *giraffe lowers head* on the ground we're still looking good."""
"Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people."
"What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust? A cow can't be milked for 70 years."
"honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions"
"32nd rule of Fight Club is no peanut products are allowed at Fight Club"
"American Horror Story: Public Restroom"
"I call my dick the truth... Because the Truth hurts... And you can't handle the truth."