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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust? A cow can't be milked for 70 years."

"What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus? If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade."

"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."

"Did you guys hear about that Egyptian con-artist? Turns out he was running a pyramid scheme all along."

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""What'll you have Senator Cruz?"""

"What did one end of the rope say to the other? We were bound to get together..."

"A dyslexic poet that has a fetish for rim licks."

"[airport security] *BEEP* Ma'am, step through again *BEEP* Nice try pal, I'm not removing my Slayer shirt Ma'am, please it's too much metal"

"Should I ever go missing, please don't let the news use my 7th grade picture."

"doctor looking at his iPad: oh no, this isn't good ... Me: give it to me straight doc what is it doctor: well, I forgot my wifi password"