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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA."
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"APPLE GENIUS: [looks around nervously] if I had a criticism of this phone it would be that- {trapdoor} NEW APPLE GENIUS: that it's perfect."
"'LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."
"Each of my 4 children has made me a better parent. So I figure I only need 34 more kids to be a pretty decent guy."
"Bro Transformers are real! Haven't you seen a big truck or a camaro? They are real. They just hide real good like chewbacca. And batman."
"Sometimes when people text me ""K"", I like to text them ""L- omg you next!!"""
"Looked up the oldest trick in the book... It just showed me who the first man to patronize a prostitute was."
"So there I was, balls deep in peanut butter, when I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter is an odd name for a dog."""
"A sincere apology is like coffee. Don't talk to me beforehand."
"How did Moses make his tea?"