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Joke of the Day
"Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people."
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"Why do people say half a dozen? Why can't they just say Six"
"Whenever someone tells me ""make yourself at home"" at their house, I always clog their toilet"
"I heard there are hillbillies dressing up as clowns and threatening people... They call themselves the Ku Klux Klown"
"I remember your face, and I even remember what we talked about, but what the hell was your name again?!"
"My best friend stole my wife from me... I am really going to miss him."
"What do you do after you've just licked the softest, sweetest, pussy in the world? Put it back in the crib."
"A jewish girl asks her dad for $50... ""$40? What on earth do you need $30 for?"""
"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."
"There sure are alot of the_Donald posts on the front page It sure makes me glad that 14 year olds can't vote."