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Joke of the Day
"*wears reindeer antlers* *innocently smiles* *bats eyelashes* *steals your wallet*"
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"I was going to get a cheap circumcision but I realized it was a rip off."
"Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said"" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"""
"In my next life, I'd like to come back as one of those girls who ""forgets"" to eat."
"Give a man a fish... ...and feed him for one meal. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a man a fire, he stays warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and he stays warm for a lifetime."
"I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation."
"NSFW What's white, and bobs up and down in a cradle? A pedophiles ass."
"A woman is like a fine wine: they are 70% water"
"Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego."
"Guys that work at animal shelters get all the bitches."