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Joke of the Day

"honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions"

"turns out Xenophobia is not 'A fear of Warrior Princesses'"

"When someone says ""I need this done yesterday"" it's like I'm not going to be bossed around by someone who doesn't understand how time works"

"Boy To Girl Boy : You are the most funniest & most beautiful girl I've ever met. Girl : You just want to screw me , Don't you ? Boy : Wow ! and smart too ... !"

"If you only see one movie this summer, maybe see more movies, they're great!"

"Whats a retarded person's favorite season? Autismn"

"BlackBerry's are great phones to have if you're time traveling to 2005 and don't want people to know you're from the future."

"Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Circumference."

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp."

"Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu? so he could flip the bird"