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Joke of the Day

"Two guys are having sex with a nun. One guy looks at the other, ""what are you doing?"" ""nun, what about you?"" ""nun."""

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !"

"If the radius of a pizza is Z and the thickness is A, then the volume of pizza is PI x Z x Z x A. #asianshowingoff"

"OK! My friend wanted to know how big the ocean was? (Click to view my Answer). You have to be more Pacific. :D"

"A Rabbi, a lawyer, and a Priest are on a sinking ship. The Rabbi says, ""Save the children!"" The lawyer says ""Fuck the children!"" ... The Priest says, ""Do we have time?"""

"My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. (Joke by Jimmy Carr)"

"I don't always eat breakfast... But when I do, I prefer ""dos eggies."""

"It looks like the last informal G20 took place in Panama."

"Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low. (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)"