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Joke of the Day

"If the radius of a pizza is Z and the thickness is A, then the volume of pizza is PI x Z x Z x A. #asianshowingoff"

"Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls... Except ginger goths. They go naked."

"I'm 28 years old, but in marriage years, I'm already dead."

"I turned on my computer. It said hello. Its a dell."

"First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her she might need them."

"The only thing worse than finding out you were given up for adoption would be finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up."

"House doctor and my family are looking at me like I'm retarded. Note To Self: Cats land on their feet...not babies."

"A frendly reminder! ""You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."" Nikola Tesla"

"After learning about the Oedipus Complex... ..it was a parent who I was attracted to. *Edit apparent to a parent. This joke is terrible written. Sorry."

"Are you today's date? Because you're 1/10, bye."