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Joke of the Day

"[Restaurant] Waiter: Compliments of the chef. *He opens silver platter and post-it notes with the words 'You're beautiful' pour out*"

"My strange fetish is smoke detectors When they go off it gets hot in here."

"""Hey mom can Kyle come over?"" mom: Kyle from your school or Kyle who is really bad at finishing other people's- [From outside] LOOFAS!"

"You can tell the gender of an Ant by putting it in water If it sinks: Girl Ant If it floats: Boy ant"

"Yo mama is so Black that she went to the funeral naked!"

"8 teens in the the garage. I hear the miter saw and drill going. I'm just going to sit back and let Darwin take care of things in there."

"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."

"A joke I told my friend What's the difference between me and your mom? I'm smart."

"When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber"

"why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? cause they're really fuckin' good at it"