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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting a band. It'll be called ""The disease"" just so I can call Chris Martin to tell him he is part of neither the cure nor the disease."

"Donald Trump was just issued a notice by the IRS Ordering him toupee up."

"I like to shit with the door open, because it keeps other people from getting onto the elevator with me."

"I don't know about you, but I can't wait to be ashamed about what I do this weekend."

"Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well I do appear on and off you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off."

"A very attractive woman walked into a bar Asked everyone what they wanted to drink, everyone wanted two liquor"

"My epileptic son loves our new Christmas tree. You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights."

"It amazes me at how dirty minded most of you single women are. What amazes me more is how you clean that mind after you get wifed."

"Thanks God for Fast food! Lucky for us we do not have to hunt our own food, because I don't have the slightest idea where the hot dogs live."

"Why do 95% of black males like sex in the shower? The other 5% aren't in jail."