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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting a band. It'll be called ""The disease"" just so I can call Chris Martin to tell him he is part of neither the cure nor the disease."

"Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn? Not getting hard."

"I bought ones of those cds that teach you Spanish in your sleep. Sometime in the night it started skipping, now I can only stutter in Spanish."

"Once I told a noble gas joke... There wasn't a reaction"

"Native Americans had a word for ""Bad Hunter"" Vegetarian."

"My coworker had a baby. I had a BLT. I think we all know who the real winner is"

"I thought about getting two pets and naming them One and Two. So when One dies, I'll still have Two."

"Name as many weed names as you can. Purple kush, Sharks breath,God,Chewbacas anus gas. KEEP IT GOIN'"

"What do you call a fish that likes to cook? Bobby Fillet"

"Mrs. Bigger liked telling everyone her newborn baby boy was a lot bigger than she was... But he was really just a little Bigger."