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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump was just issued a notice by the IRS Ordering him toupee up."

"What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house? Netflix and pill"

"Lunchtime at McDonald's A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."

"I can't stand people who curse. Fucking disgraceful."

"My 5 year old is stuck inside a duvet cover right now so I think I'm going to go for a walk and just let Darwin solve this one."

"A penis and a condom walk into a bar and spend the whole night drinking, Come closing the penis tries to stiff the bartender... But his friend had him covered."

"What is the difference between Jelly and Jam ? I have no fucking idea."

"I told my friends that I'm going on a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year. ( )"

"How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the description) How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the title)."