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Joke of the Day

"It amazes me at how dirty minded most of you single women are. What amazes me more is how you clean that mind after you get wifed."

"The best way to be passive aggressive to a trophy store is to order a ""Worst Trophy Shop"" trophy and then never pick it up."

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a joke?"

"The Internet at my school went out today Looks like Kim Kardashian finally achieved her goal"

"Why Do Tigers Have Stripes? Because They Don't Want To Be Spotted"

"The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang. It just says I can't get within 50ft of you. You wanna play catch or Frisbee or something?"

"Me: *hyperventilating* 911? BEES! ... EVERYWHERE! ... SEND...HELP! ""Sir we don't ..."" Me: OMG! DON'T YOU HAVE A SWAT TEAM FOR THIS?"

"Yo momma's so fat... ...she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!"

"This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Pitbull lyrics."

"The only thing better than living a mundane, boring life is writing about it on the internet."