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Joke of the Day

"Why do 95% of black males like sex in the shower? The other 5% aren't in jail."

"What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler."

"What is the fastest speed a woman can go ? 68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod."

"Is your ass a computer? Because I want to back it up to a 3 inch floppy."

"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozart's magic flute in A minor."

"Stop leaving the freezer door open! This is why we can't have ice things."

"Why do we drink Tea? because we can't eat it :/ Have a good night/day everyone."

"If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as? An inside the pork home-run."

"I went to the local swimming pool today... And I asked the receptionist, ""How much for 2 children?"" She replied, ""$9.50."" ""Awesome!"" I said. ""Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip?"""

"""SOMEONE IS VAPING"" 911: Stay calm, were tracing it ""HURRY"" 911: THE VAPING IS COMIN FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE ""OMG"" 911: GET OUT GET OUT"