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Joke of the Day

"I got teased by my friends, because they thought my girlfriend was imaginary Jokes on them - they are too."

"You know you're getting old when you sound like a women's tennis match just trying to get out of bed."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"

"A priest, a rabbi, and a pastor walked into a bar. And the bartender said, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

"If looks could kill, I'd still use a baseball bat."

"I don't like going to the beach. I'm a playa hater."

"The Hispanic fruit cup locks eyes with the beautiful lady across the bar... He makes his move, walks over and says ""why, Jello there"""

"Heard a good joke about Hillary Clinton's email scandal TOP SECRET"

"Someone wake up that guy from Green Day."

"Went to Hollister but nothing fit, plus got lost in there for a week. Came out 30lbs lighter, so went back in to buy a shirt. Well played."