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Joke of the Day
"I don't like going to the beach. I'm a playa hater."
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"My father told me that I should condition more and shampoo less I told him to stop getting in the shower with me"
"To the people that put their Twitter link in their own Twitter profile: Thank you. I would have never found you otherwise."
"I just got carded at Forever 21. This is bullshit!"
"Ahhhh,,, At last, my wife has found something her butt does not look big in............... Walmart"
"The rotation of the earth Really makes my day"
"They call them ""reality shows"" but none of them are about drunk people scrolling through meaningless crap on the internet all night."
"[God Creating Dads] God: Ah, yes. Think I'm done Dads: Hi Done, we're Dads! God: Dads: God: *creates the adjustable thermostat*"
"Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are actually the souls of aborted kids That explains Captain Hook"
"Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff? So in the end they didn't even splatter."