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Joke of the Day
"I don't like going to the beach. I'm a playa hater."
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"Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences? Time served"
"Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe occasionally tips"
"What do 9/10 people enjoy Gang rape. Credit to Jack Whitehall and Bad education."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered six offender"
"*detective bangs on table* I SAID GIVE ME A NAME! ""Uh, Aaron?"" Aaron... I like it! *'Aaron' leaves interrogation room, ready for a new life*"
"Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late? Procrastination!"
"10 times out of 9, you'll find me exaggerating about something."
"*thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war."