31545

Joke of the Day

"Heard a good joke about Hillary Clinton's email scandal TOP SECRET"

"Spider-Man Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can Spins a web Any size Catches thieves Eats those guys Hey wait Don't do that Spider-Man"

"Cogito Ergo Spud. I think, therefore I yam."

"My robotics company will make SexBots Gonna call ourselves *Gears of Whore*."

"HILARIOUS: 5 ways in which parents put us through tortures during our childhood!"

"I'd say 6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down."

"[first date] Her: I like a guy who gets a little nasty Me: [puts hand sanitizer away] I used a gas station bathroom once"

"Why didn't galactus consume the milky way? He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry."

"What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"Holy shit there's a spider under my keyboard I think it's under control"