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Joke of the Day
"Someone wake up that guy from Green Day."
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"I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a gross meal"
"Women and washing machines What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? Washing machine doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it."
"My New Year's resolution is 1920 x 1080!"
"100 Ways to contact me; 1. Call me. 2. Tweet me. 3. Txt me.... 95.Drums and smoke signals 100.Facebook"
"What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree? A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? ;-D"
"An Italian woman walks in on her husband giving a man a ""Golden Shower"". In her dumbfounded state, the shocked woman could only think of one thing to say. ""European!"""
"What is on the Pink Panther's to-do list? To-do, to-do, to-do, to-do, to-dooooooo"
"My girlfriends are like computers. I mistreat them, load them with viruses, and then I break them."
"Why do mice have such small balls? Because so very few mice know how to dance..."