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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock! -Who is it? -Santa -Oh, come on in santa. What did you bring me this year!? -Your black friday debts bitch! I'm Santa nder!"

"It's better to have loved and lost than be eaten by a bear."

"Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else"

"Two blondes walk into a building... You thought they would have seen it."

"What does Sean Connery do with his quiche? He opensh hish doorsh with them."

"I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard."

"what's wrong if everything is all right? There's nothing left"

"A robot had an accident and sustained a head injury. He was a bit upset."

"Will playing ""GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony"" make me a homosexual? Same question for ""GTA IV: The Lost and The Damned."

"Women want men they can fix; men want girls they can save; I want a sandwich that makes itself."