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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi, and a pastor walked into a bar. And the bartender said, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

"How to bargain with your wife Me: Can I get a motorcycle? Wife: No. Me: Can. I get a boat? Wife: NO! Me: Can I get a blowjob? Wife: (sighs) Is it a BIG boat?"

"I should make a gym that only accepts fat people I would get tons of business, tons"

"Difference between a nun and a nympho in a bath One has a Soul full of hope..."

"What's the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain't gettin' no Christmas presents!"

"I'm dyslexic, atheist and an insomniac... I stay up all night wondering if there *really* is a Dog."

"I got kicked out of my Community Theatre group when the female director asked to see me limp. How was I to know she was talking about walking?"

"Reddit is like my ex. The biggest time waster ever."

"Me: What's the capital of Ohio? Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora? Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio."

"How many ears does Spock have? The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear."