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Joke of the Day
"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."
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"""At least Donald Trump says what he thinks."" Ah yes if only all racists would shout about it constantly the world would be a better place."
"How does a sociopath say goodbye? Manip-ya-later!"
"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, But none of them works :/"
"what do we want LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES when do we want them NNNNEEOOOW"
"I couldn't decide how to propose to the love of my life So I decided to ask her husband for advice."
"What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia? Snoop Dinner"
"My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I quoted Linkin Park too much. But in the end it doesn't even matter."
"Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler."
"Did you hear about the guy who ate glass? It was pretty clear how he died."