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Joke of the Day

"what do we want LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES when do we want them NNNNEEOOOW"

"Seen on a prison wall: ""VIRGINITY who says you can only lose it once?"""

"That's a Chapstick in my pocket and I'm a little happy to see you."

"[at the race] ""RUNNERS ON YOUR MARK"" Mark: ouch!"

"Did you all hear about the chicken that swallowed the yo-yo? Laid the same egg 44 times!"

"Ketchup Bottle Joke [Source Inside]"

"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth. Then God made the earth round.....and he laughed and laughed and laughed."

"Four gay guys walk into a bar... To see only one stool was open. ""Ah not a problem!"" The bartender said as he flipped the stool upside down."

"""I'm sorry Mickey, I can't file divorce just because you think Minnie's silly."" ""Your honor, I don't think you understand. She's *fucking* Goofy!"""

"ME:[just inaugurated as president] Where's the nuke button ADVISOR: why ME:[crumpling photo of my 5th grade bully] I just wanna see it"